tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70546354513699807122024-03-13T11:00:55.024-04:00Poseur Geek Pseudo Science Speak ( it's Rhymey )Poseur Geekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02966137741800485714noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054635451369980712.post-71515021159625892372009-04-13T10:10:00.008-04:002009-04-14T15:03:23.037-04:00"Science" Quickie #2 "Aliens... Illegal?"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQEUfBhyi9Si77QQQz3GTIqIkF5utqN6JLDxD5b-6gKvkc-WKbXGW8twA3Lu7vpLtSDGm59IgVr4xaggtco59xNS9yqS1XwZ2XPtzJSj-gxMqiyrF4-o41JKaISlWl3ODzdVX8LFUY06oG/s1600-h/border+fence.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 254px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQEUfBhyi9Si77QQQz3GTIqIkF5utqN6JLDxD5b-6gKvkc-WKbXGW8twA3Lu7vpLtSDGm59IgVr4xaggtco59xNS9yqS1XwZ2XPtzJSj-gxMqiyrF4-o41JKaISlWl3ODzdVX8LFUY06oG/s400/border+fence.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324576668736326386" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I don't know that the border fence is enough to keep them out... Perhaps some nifty signs...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggqUaGPoo0IqVlwQP-5YqDhyphenhyphen0nrPfFJVM2h0ZnlXjFVu-1TuAD0njn54XnoQ_EClcvo5JKZ5KKn6hZm8y6QOYS8FA0CmJORJkVtjvrdhvcNPR6Tn5tMDnzx1eupkN-tEESrbz_lEWPkEsi/s1600-h/prohibido.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggqUaGPoo0IqVlwQP-5YqDhyphenhyphen0nrPfFJVM2h0ZnlXjFVu-1TuAD0njn54XnoQ_EClcvo5JKZ5KKn6hZm8y6QOYS8FA0CmJORJkVtjvrdhvcNPR6Tn5tMDnzx1eupkN-tEESrbz_lEWPkEsi/s400/prohibido.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324577470374634594" border="0" /></a>Poseur Geekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02966137741800485714noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054635451369980712.post-18964275727077292982009-04-06T08:32:00.021-04:002009-04-15T15:44:17.913-04:00Post #4 "Forever Pondering the Infinite"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvSG8ogAZ0HJkHREsGhl6QHVFyvWWEPYw2DTU4cVe_sBYVgTgT6iOWj2ZrtVmGArBNmTvEbX1n58J6OnPsA8xpPXZhn0ayQeojQ3-_WYQnQfTx_-Er6wElWVLiTApsLb99uXogA1-ytVRZ/s1600-h/Hammock.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 125px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvSG8ogAZ0HJkHREsGhl6QHVFyvWWEPYw2DTU4cVe_sBYVgTgT6iOWj2ZrtVmGArBNmTvEbX1n58J6OnPsA8xpPXZhn0ayQeojQ3-_WYQnQfTx_-Er6wElWVLiTApsLb99uXogA1-ytVRZ/s400/Hammock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321605282687577842" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />I started thinking the other day about infinity... Not the lazy eight symbol, but what it actually stands for. Eventually my brain started to hurt, but prior to the Advil these are the questions I pondered... Probably not a lot of comedy in this post... next week.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">If something can be Infinitely large, can something be infinitely small?</span> (insert dick joke here..)<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">If time stretches before us into infinity, wouldn't it also stretch behind us into infinity?</span><br /><br />The questions aren't what made my melon hurt, but the possible answers did.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Question number 1</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">: If something can be Infinitely large, can something also be infinitely small?<br /></span><br />Try a little home experiment. Stand on one side of a room and look at the wall on the other side. Now walk halfway toward the opposite wall. You should now be in the center of the room. Now, from the center of the room, walk halfway toward the wall again. Repeat this experiment over and over moving halfway to the wall from the spot you end up in. This should take you... well... forever<span style="font-weight: bold;">. </span><br /><br />Realistically, you are maintaining forward momentum, but mathematically speaking, you should never reach the other wall. You should only continue moving in ever decreasing fractions toward the wall without ever touching it. Makes sense... doesn't it?<br /><br />We can step out our front doors at night and look up into the night sky. What we see are the stars, planets and the dark places between them. The dark places between are what we call empty space, and it goes on for... well, forever.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2L-CzLVlFcEVp-jIUL0xbz25ZzOuyJJ2Bpd2iNUysqYUf6ZmNPtI5zNCISQO6A8qY6OdBRuhgGMoSKiraX8BdyzZ-Ily7tnMKLhY8N7Zcp_b2lmFWwi1hSuxds4acbx-5tb6YOQ-h6uRo/s1600-h/brain.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 121px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2L-CzLVlFcEVp-jIUL0xbz25ZzOuyJJ2Bpd2iNUysqYUf6ZmNPtI5zNCISQO6A8qY6OdBRuhgGMoSKiraX8BdyzZ-Ily7tnMKLhY8N7Zcp_b2lmFWwi1hSuxds4acbx-5tb6YOQ-h6uRo/s400/brain.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321609356325653538" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">If you think about the big bang theory. Space was there. A forever dark nothingness, a dark vacuum. Then, "BANG" an explosion of energy and matter that began a rapid expansion into the void, creating suns, planets, galaxies, a whole expanding universe... This has to assume there was a something to begin with. What we think of as nothingness, a vast empty void could not actually be so. Where's the cause and effect? A reaction is defined by an action. For one there must be another, and for a reaction to occur there must be a catalyst... Anyway, I digress, </span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_w3C4S48N_tN0aUgA8gSJE1ohbC2Z8NJdkrHIg-ScKhk3Ci3EjDsO95CsEjF-hMCeS6DEzcb9J5L61R8orke_HNNaZpAwRmx7O5s4SJ8qSAtQPeazZUJz7wUblVtS7xdQfeQUQouBbidm/s1600-h/Inseam.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 202px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_w3C4S48N_tN0aUgA8gSJE1ohbC2Z8NJdkrHIg-ScKhk3Ci3EjDsO95CsEjF-hMCeS6DEzcb9J5L61R8orke_HNNaZpAwRmx7O5s4SJ8qSAtQPeazZUJz7wUblVtS7xdQfeQUQouBbidm/s320/Inseam.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321602498579306754" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">that's a post for another day.</span><br /><br />Back on track, space is defined as being infinite. You could travel to any point in space and still from the point you arrive at be able to move to another further point... You could do this forever... So now look inward. If something can be infinitely large, can it also be infinitely small?<br /><br />If you pick any object... Say a coffee cup. It's smaller than you. Then there's the dried spot of coffee on the outside of the cup ("I'll do the dishes later, get off my back"). Within the dried spot are the various chemicals which make up the coffee spot. Those chemicals are made up of the molecules which define the composition of the various chemicals. The molecules are are made up of atoms of different size that define them. The atoms are, in-turn, made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons, which are in turn made up of quarks, gluons, photons, bosons etc... According to our current scientific knowledge, these are the smallest particles. They are "elementary particles." Pretty much pure energy.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">All particles are made up of this energy, which means the coffee spot's elementary make-up is no different than what makes up you... but that again is a post for another day.</span><br /><br />So our current scientific knowledge states that we do indeed have a starting point. Everything has a starting point with their own elementary particles. I guess that means that you can define infinity if you start with the elemental particles within all existing matter. Wait a minute... Infinity has a starting point (or rather, many starting points depending on the elemental particle in the matter you're starting with)...? How can that be the case? (popping Advil number 1) If this is true then it is not Infinite, but semi-finite, because it starts somewhere (many somewheres).<br /><br />We know from our experiment above that we can step forward toward a wall in ever decreasing fractions, at least mathematically. This is because Math is infinite and the experiment is logical. If that is indeed the case, then it would be the same when looking at ever decreasing levels of size? Mathematics should tell us that we should be able to ever decrease the fraction of size infinitely... right? This is where math fails us. Yes mathematically we should be able to do this, but if there are an infinite number of even smaller particles we run into a problem of volume. Ever heard the old saying "ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag"? Infinite smallness would result in infinite largeness and create a kind of matter paradox.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">My answer to question number one: You cannot have infinite smallness, and space is semi-finite. OR, yo</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">u could say that if we're talking about infinite largeness, space does not count, because it is, in fact, nothingness. And that neither infinite smallness and largeness exist. The largest any matter can be is defined by the largest body of matter in the universe. The smallest is defined by elementary particles. </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho5AarUowMvJel80Bd_pRUtuMPu1qLqLpAuHnQ7j5URSwJGl_CSSvhlNzUrAd1lpYhntUerfStla9bZQcrHH0-LqdqYYNjIdlWkK9ska9qM5i4Xbp1flKQUQ1IfOvz5B-DyLPTD8vs_9AV/s1600-h/mrpeabody2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 286px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho5AarUowMvJel80Bd_pRUtuMPu1qLqLpAuHnQ7j5URSwJGl_CSSvhlNzUrAd1lpYhntUerfStla9bZQcrHH0-LqdqYYNjIdlWkK9ska9qM5i4Xbp1flKQUQ1IfOvz5B-DyLPTD8vs_9AV/s320/mrpeabody2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321611273170655298" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Question number two:If time stretches before us into infinity, wouldn't it also stretch behind us into infinity?<br /></span><br />This is one of those questions that has actually kept me up at night. I guess that makes me kind of a strange cat, but whatever... I don't judge you.<br /><br />Here's my problem with that definition of time. It's easy to imagine that time from this particular point will march on into infinity. But what about the time before this point. It marched in from infinity... right? Wrong! Or rather, impossible.<br /><br />Bear with me here. The reason it is easier to conceptualize time from this point on as being infinite is because you have a starting point from which to start your measurement. BUT, time has no beginning point... right? If that is the case than we could never have reached this particular point in time, or any measurable point in time. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc1bqCGhz8qNXex_Y-vn9RbE4l7VFuqIO4BTftfp2pq3pAtt0ZZvWpJBor4BzEt0ccM-YbhTvMdmPIuwNBrQce9vF4Rh9v-mGLj8LwMVqCHdKYpjgosCYkcK91CNtOxMqnoVLjiM3gO9Xi/s1600-h/peabody.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc1bqCGhz8qNXex_Y-vn9RbE4l7VFuqIO4BTftfp2pq3pAtt0ZZvWpJBor4BzEt0ccM-YbhTvMdmPIuwNBrQce9vF4Rh9v-mGLj8LwMVqCHdKYpjgosCYkcK91CNtOxMqnoVLjiM3gO9Xi/s320/peabody.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321599729426171122" border="0" /></a>Now could not have happened, because it would have taken forever to get here....<br /><br />So how does time work? I still have no clue... (taking second Advil now).<br /><br />Next week will be fun... <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span>Poseur Geekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02966137741800485714noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054635451369980712.post-22962337693979455712009-04-02T09:05:00.015-04:002009-04-14T12:02:58.230-04:00"Science" Quickie #1 "Shrinkage!!!!"<span style="font-weight: bold;">That's Right, Jupiter's Red Spot Is Getting Smaller!<br />Cold Space = Shrinkage?</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1uRhwKGZ-XSfIdHszQeAQ0cYCmwsdeJA9eQ-ABjfZKaQpQ93ZEkiWxkMNGniuG7p2pqlgdiaqLKYscR29sxwEBfSvLvnxbCSfL-jZ3frPiPw6gfJuD2PcYWt8qc58xYieFsYmah5g9OYe/s1600-h/Jupiter.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 279px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1uRhwKGZ-XSfIdHszQeAQ0cYCmwsdeJA9eQ-ABjfZKaQpQ93ZEkiWxkMNGniuG7p2pqlgdiaqLKYscR29sxwEBfSvLvnxbCSfL-jZ3frPiPw6gfJuD2PcYWt8qc58xYieFsYmah5g9OYe/s320/Jupiter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320089036191801810" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Elaine</span> "What do you mean; like laundry?"<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jerry</span> "No, like when a man goes swimming... afterwards."<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Elaine</span> "It shrinks?"<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">George</span> "Like a frightened turtle!"<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Elaine</span> "Why does it shrink?"<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">George</span> "It just does."<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Elaine</span> "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."Poseur Geekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02966137741800485714noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054635451369980712.post-80140621328754112522009-03-29T20:12:00.023-04:002009-04-02T15:49:34.846-04:00Post #3 "Solar System Downsizing"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi48_VG5X2SzgEp622aS-QlQN32m6q1JIpw3NdTf-Jlp9_MGBmAPqZUiZO-jju037CWLQRV-5-2bZehOPJchS8NCfNZL9SEWghJ9y-cf-HBl5yTCx1Nuoyw9lfb7IXWWvl5iXJqboNBbnoT/s1600-h/Yourefired.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi48_VG5X2SzgEp622aS-QlQN32m6q1JIpw3NdTf-Jlp9_MGBmAPqZUiZO-jju037CWLQRV-5-2bZehOPJchS8NCfNZL9SEWghJ9y-cf-HBl5yTCx1Nuoyw9lfb7IXWWvl5iXJqboNBbnoT/s320/Yourefired.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318769970582780546" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"It is with great regret that we announce a change in the number of planets that will be orbiting the sun known as Sol AKA Helios. Yes, the universe is still going through an exp</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-xfhEVC7m7AzZoOs1RDnwDGoWrn_3Cua4DRL349hEBKenyp0AODUUN8FBizzQiaCiu3W11b1ySaKg_C1BKqtS5gKnCaWFCkD6cvk4xFHVO51AmEnLapEsIfogOdUNelVM5n8XBH1Y0t2J/s1600-h/sadpluto.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-xfhEVC7m7AzZoOs1RDnwDGoWrn_3Cua4DRL349hEBKenyp0AODUUN8FBizzQiaCiu3W11b1ySaKg_C1BKqtS5gKnCaWFCkD6cvk4xFHVO51AmEnLapEsIfogOdUNelVM5n8XBH1Y0t2J/s200/sadpluto.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318773369487974914" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">ansion period, however our solar system feels that downsizing is the right thing to do at this time. So it is with great sadness that we are letting Pluto go.<br /><br />Our decision was made based on a history of e</span><span style="font-style: italic;">rratic orbits, it's small size and the fact that it, despite repeated requests, has yet to clear it's own orbital path of debris. Simply put, Pluto has not lived up to the obligations each planet must meet to maintain the minimum requirements of planethood. Given its cold demeanor (-390 c) we don't feel it will be missed much.<br /><br />Making this brutal decision even more difficult is the fact that Pluto has a moon to support. While we will be offering no severance package, we shall all feel very bad (the appropriate amount of time being just long enough so we do not appear to look like a collection of douche-bags, or until we can joke about it without recieving uncomfortable looks from other people on the elevator). </span><span style="font-style: italic;">Uranus you're on notice... hahahahahahaha "UrANUS" hahahahaha... ahem, sorry."</span><br /><br />This was the announcement made on August 24, 2006 (I paraphrased a bit). You would have thought that Pluto would have gotten the message and yet there it still is... hanging around... not going anywhere. It's pretty uncomfortable for the eight remaining planets.<br /><br />There was the time Pluto tried to start up that conversation with Neptune and Neptune had to say to Saturn, "Hey Saturn, do you hear something, cuz' I could have sworn I heard something?" and Saturn said "No dude, must have been the solar wind, cuz I didn't hear any of the OTHER PLANETS say anything." Even though it was perfectly clear that they both heard Pluto.<br /><br />In order to avoid any future incidents we are asking that<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpvq-yMPOpStRaRwNcufJUsptojYwLwAeL-SMGAk60W7PD_jrvHLYU9GgWv1Es1SK23lFS0YuyQ0cqw1p4fAq7S0BC2091SgDiZhZP_HPPNskUNWS1LayIbAb26nF0YvHlqOZQSI2MZWIC/s1600-h/plutopissed.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpvq-yMPOpStRaRwNcufJUsptojYwLwAeL-SMGAk60W7PD_jrvHLYU9GgWv1Es1SK23lFS0YuyQ0cqw1p4fAq7S0BC2091SgDiZhZP_HPPNskUNWS1LayIbAb26nF0YvHlqOZQSI2MZWIC/s320/plutopissed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318982520761846594" border="0" /></a> all celestial bodies not encourage this "hanging around" with offers of loose change, or food. Furthermore any response to Pluto or it's "moon" Charon should be made by simply holding up one hand while stating "Talk to the hand, cuz the ears ain't listening."Poseur Geekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02966137741800485714noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054635451369980712.post-46473576234365649172009-03-26T17:31:00.025-04:002009-04-02T15:50:36.465-04:00Post #2 "The Duckbill Platypus... WTF?!"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyp_FUG1SvXt_I4ODaX98xnesTAqRN5CLBzOesREI6-OzDT-TJfm1jhln0or9hsUtWQVey0J0fFIZR5YZ69oc5vIuNZxmnOionn8N8dTVCZSZzZpRwr5H17oYS3TEu0Xv7YIdfIPzysp-D/s1600-h/ridiculous.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyp_FUG1SvXt_I4ODaX98xnesTAqRN5CLBzOesREI6-OzDT-TJfm1jhln0or9hsUtWQVey0J0fFIZR5YZ69oc5vIuNZxmnOionn8N8dTVCZSZzZpRwr5H17oYS3TEu0Xv7YIdfIPzysp-D/s320/ridiculous.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317612729917757970" border="0" /></a><br />The Duckbill Platypus is a unique mammal. Unique in that it has a duck-like bill, lays eggs, the males of the species produce venom from their rear claws, and it's just one of the craziest looking things on earth. Seriously... mother nature must have been imbibing in some of the illegal plants she created the day she thought this would be a good idea... I can picture her now, choking on a fatty and snickering as this thing was born.<br /><br />Where did this thing come from? Well, I've compiled some Theories...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Creationist Theory:</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBSWIfHIg3BF3-5ONPwpu11dH-v3fpF2qfamaVI0QVnkTG1XFtRcfkhVILS3cPfCPr6bQDoLHgFPWZVqSaPouoViGv3ooS2fvTlYcleXNdqJMc7vszCaIhKmCj3F8GCdoKxTs-pQdsp3bw/s1600-h/magician.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 234px; height: 236px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBSWIfHIg3BF3-5ONPwpu11dH-v3fpF2qfamaVI0QVnkTG1XFtRcfkhVILS3cPfCPr6bQDoLHgFPWZVqSaPouoViGv3ooS2fvTlYcleXNdqJMc7vszCaIhKmCj3F8GCdoKxTs-pQdsp3bw/s320/magician.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317621672549128946" border="0" /></a><br />"And god created the heavens and the earth," and the weird looking platypus.<br /><br />This is the belief that an all powerful god created life on earth. The nice thing about this belief system is it answers the chicken vs. egg question... No egg straight to chicken.<br /><br />It also proves that god has a sense of humor... Platypus... seriously?<br /><br />Oh, if your looking at the picture, I know that's not god. I couldn't find a picture of god so I went with Lemmy.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Evolutionist Theory:</span><br /><span>This is also the most credible theory. This is </span><span>the theory that a</span><span>ll life on earth evolved from basic life forms through a series of natural selections into forms that allowed them to better adapt to their environment. Nature wins; in your</span><span> face Nurture!</span><span><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTUd5q1RlzS5kp9xtquoUz0CizRJiBWAni1nnMceVpj9IzlKYtY1PJs3U1oNHxonnM_6zSW0__V7QXLOuikgz7k3OQn9qrteKDn3i7WkiOWKLcxnfZoRmpHdRK9d5vJ5842FkE6wHAB95Q/s1600-h/evolution+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 347px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTUd5q1RlzS5kp9xtquoUz0CizRJiBWAni1nnMceVpj9IzlKYtY1PJs3U1oNHxonnM_6zSW0__V7QXLOuikgz7k3OQn9qrteKDn3i7WkiOWKLcxnfZoRmpHdRK9d5vJ5842FkE6wHAB95Q/s400/evolution+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317856231861195906" border="0" /></a><br /><span>The Duckbill Platypus was one </span><span>of the first m</span><span>a</span><span>mmals</span><span> to evolve, and is one of only two Monotremes in existence today (the other is the Echidna... also a weird looking animal).<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjdQ1qLoP4YfrwaE-jCHBM8BbCunlcTXJmAn9qaGzRCTt3z6iHIef380viMNndVGqdkx4b7wpfBPdLrDTvSinPiLGx81tiR_G4cq9vokeZY-veFSUqi2RX573PJPYtixfh9qJ9ruTRHatX/s1600-h/Echidna.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjdQ1qLoP4YfrwaE-jCHBM8BbCunlcTXJmAn9qaGzRCTt3z6iHIef380viMNndVGqdkx4b7wpfBPdLrDTvSinPiLGx81tiR_G4cq9vokeZY-veFSUqi2RX573PJPYtixfh9qJ9ruTRHatX/s200/Echidna.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317859303644090274" border="0" /></a><br />Finally...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">My Theory:<br /></span>I've been here and I understand... Mr. Groundhog had one too many. It was almost closing time. Mr. Groundhog spots Ms. Duck <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUenOheagn0DIYx7AZK7DZSB9GOzFl08eOElqUF3dO3sAy1BR9h5BwYkB_eZ3X32fukA59lqXePL3nse49gzLLE9zk4qFepoJb0SzOYw5xR-VkAn9v49Qd7sI87-QipKPIA1rAzYEtBHCB/s1600-h/bar+theory.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUenOheagn0DIYx7AZK7DZSB9GOzFl08eOElqUF3dO3sAy1BR9h5BwYkB_eZ3X32fukA59lqXePL3nse49gzLLE9zk4qFepoJb0SzOYw5xR-VkAn9v49Qd7sI87-QipKPIA1rAzYEtBHCB/s320/bar+theory.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317630841577146498" border="0" /></a>across the bar and one thing led to another.Poseur Geekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02966137741800485714noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054635451369980712.post-10978429876383608912009-03-23T16:07:00.004-04:002009-04-02T15:52:43.487-04:00Post #1 "The Grandfather Paradox Makes No Sense"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUMtUKi0Eh5kgLQWroKMtjJ1PiqgG3AFlgeyWDxkXGWYhghxbg6bkASDhT6Q3LYR6QVBsp9VtuSVd1Iax5SacjsF93X6zcIyfo2XFSA8VJqpPFxFoNjKe1j_GWGQ22dBkzMoseNYp3JRf_/s1600-h/jason19.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUMtUKi0Eh5kgLQWroKMtjJ1PiqgG3AFlgeyWDxkXGWYhghxbg6bkASDhT6Q3LYR6QVBsp9VtuSVd1Iax5SacjsF93X6zcIyfo2XFSA8VJqpPFxFoNjKe1j_GWGQ22dBkzMoseNYp3JRf_/s320/jason19.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316510869463708290" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div>Ok, so that's an oxymoron, but let me explain. The Grandfather Paradox has to do with time travel. Let's say I figured out a way to travel through time. Where to go!? Well, I was going to visit Gramps anyway. Why not kill two birds with one stone. I might as well meet him in the past.<br /><br />I could go back to a time before he kept a bedside "teeth cup", and smelled like old beer farts (this would mean traveling WAY back). I figure, just to be safe, I'd go back and visit him before my parents were even born. If I meet him and he doesn't know me then "hey! It's just like last week!" but this time sans Maalox mustache.<br /><br />So I fire up the time machine and head back to 1943. While I wouldn't actually do this, if I was following the theory of the grandfather paradox, I would have packed my Patricide tools which I would then use on Gramps.<br /><br />This leads to the paradox. If I killed my grandfather before my parents were born, then i would never have been born. If I had never been born then I couldn't have traveled back in time to kill my own grandfather, in which case I would eventually have been born, grown up, gone back in time, killed him, would never have been born, couldn't have gone back in time... Paradox<br /><br />What this theory does not take into account is Grandma...<br /><br />From what I understand, back in the day my grandmother was quite the hot ticket...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBRawaPugJgeDDA-setMUTjCx-z1nm9T9ZSv8omLXpYCQEtB9DfkqSIMa89F5Wj7dtuXm-9dNaO6Ny87zBRblpzdIhn3t8_x5sshasAeyxFgKu034a0usXRlI3oUnZrw7mhUG-MBqNc_V3/s1600-h/grandma.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 187px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBRawaPugJgeDDA-setMUTjCx-z1nm9T9ZSv8omLXpYCQEtB9DfkqSIMa89F5Wj7dtuXm-9dNaO6Ny87zBRblpzdIhn3t8_x5sshasAeyxFgKu034a0usXRlI3oUnZrw7mhUG-MBqNc_V3/s400/grandma.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316507176006685874" border="0" /></a>who knows what shenanigans she might have gotten into when Grandpa was off killin' nazi's, walking to work with no shoes, or hiding scrap metal metal to benefit the war effort.<br /><br />Not that I doubt my dear old grandmother's virtue, but how can you be absolutely sure that knocking off grandpa would create a paradox? Those were the days of doctor housecalls, door-to-door salemen, and maytag repairmen... There were a lot of dudes coming in and out of grandma's life (no pun intended).<br /><br />Soooooo... The Grandfather Paradox makes no sense. It should be the "Grandmother Paradox". The only way to be absolutely sure you create a paradox is by getting rid of Gram... Next week "Milkman Paradox."Poseur Geekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02966137741800485714noreply@blogger.com1